I Hate Turkey - What did you eat this weekend?

[Vince P]

Yes, I realize it's somewhat healthy and I know some people say it even tastes good in moderation but Vince absolutely hates Turkey with the passion. I hate Turkey, mean people and overlayed favorites, in that order.

My significant other even offered to bake me a delicious ham again, but I told her I would try the Turkey this year. So she saved me this big ol' loving leg and I tried my best to enjoy it in front of company but it just doesn't taste very good.

I would take a bite and then spit it out in my cloth napkin when no one was looking. Then I called the dog under he table and had her eat it. Problem solved.

I also hate Turkey, cranberries, stuffing and everything associated with Turkey.

Give me a Hot Link or a Burger from In 'N Out and I'm happy camper.

The best thing I ate all Thanksgiving night was the banananana cream pie of which I figuratively ate seven servings.

Am I the only one who feels this way?

What did you eat Thursday night?

Vince P

[Moegray]

Turkey is NASTY and it's even nastier to cook, having to handle a big old wet, slimey plucked dead bird the size of a raccoon in a kitchen sink - and what are those things stuck up inside it??? there's no other word for it NASTY - and those breast portions are just as bad, big old raw pieces of poultry UGH - survived Thursday on Dixie Pie (basically a chocolate pecan pie) until could get to a proper casino buffet over the weekend and managed to stuff away:
Chinese Food
St. Louis style ribs
Smoked brisket
Pizza
Fried Shrimp
Au gratin Potatoes
Grilled Asparagus
Lemon Cake and Ice Cream
Tiramisu and assorted Italian cookies
All in no particular order and feelin fine sans turkey

[Crazykid]

Turkey is NASTY and it's even nastier to cook, having to handle a big old wet, slimey plucked dead bird the size of a raccoon in a kitchen sink - and what are those things stuck up inside it??? there's no other word for it NASTY - and those breast portions are just as bad, big old raw pieces of poultry UGH - survived Thursday on Dixie Pie (basically a chocolate pecan pie) until could get to a proper casino buffet over the weekend and managed to stuff away:
Chinese Food
St. Louis style ribs
Smoked brisket
Pizza
Fried Shrimp
Au gratin Potatoes
Grilled Asparagus
Lemon Cake and Ice Cream
Tiramisu and assorted Italian cookies
All in no particular order and feelin fine sans turkey

the 1st 3 sentences describe a date with one of vinces quakos

[Moegray]

god help ya ck, vince has a lotta splainin to do someday when he meets his Higher Power- WHAT IS THAT FROZEN THING STUCK UP IN THERE, turkeys don't wear Nuvarings, no???

[Kermit]

"What did you eat Thursday night?"

Zantac.