only you could think of something so cruel. you called mohamed sanu and told him you were with the cincinnatti bengals and said they had just drafted him with the 27th pick in the nfl draft, he and all his friends and family began to celebrate. but in fact you arent with the bengals at all you are with the lowley rams who shouldnt be allowed to call anyone. now the poor guy is setting at n-n-out waiting for a team to call him. the least you could do is buy him a trip to tahoe
and supply a weekend of wild quakos.
great prank