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Postby MaryS » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:22 am

They make interesting reading for those who are into the details about each week's racing. CHRB has them for all the tracks.

http://www.chrb.ca.gov/stewards_minutes_sa.html
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Re: Stewards' Minutes

Postby Joel » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:08 pm

MaryS wrote:They make interesting reading for those who are into the details about each week's racing. CHRB has them for all the tracks.

http://www.chrb.ca.gov/stewards_minutes_sa.html


Some of the grammar and spelling errors in the minutes are laughable.

Look at the most recent one..Sherri Alexander ruling.."she stated she new she was late."

Did Lester get a job with the CHRB?
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Re: Stewards' Minutes

Postby Hollywoodmike » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:22 pm

Joel wrote:
MaryS wrote:They make interesting reading for those who are into the details about each week's racing. CHRB has them for all the tracks.

http://www.chrb.ca.gov/stewards_minutes_sa.html


Some of the grammar and spelling errors in the minutes are laughable.

Look at the most recent one..Sherri Alexander ruling.."she stated she new she was late."

Did Lester get a job with the CHRB?

That's hilarious Joel!!! Looks like there is a shortage of proofreaders around including President's speeches or Golden Globes
acceptance speeches.
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Re: Stewards' Minutes

Postby Vince P » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:18 pm

Is food, i.e. donuts, provided at these meetings?

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Re: Stewards' Minutes

Postby Goofonroof » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:28 pm

If you really want a laugh. Read the minutes for Aug. 12 at Sonoma County Fair and Aug. 19th at Humboldt County Fair. They were written by a real GOOF!
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Re: Stewards' Minutes

Postby Claimboxx » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:09 pm

Goofonroof wrote:If you really want a laugh. Read the minutes for Aug. 12 at Sonoma County Fair and Aug. 19th at Humboldt County Fair. They were written by a real GOOF!



There are only Aug 19 and Aug 26 minutes from the Humboldt County Fair...

was it neccessary to mention that Gus was ten?
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Re: Stewards' Minutes

Postby Goofonroof » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:28 pm

Claimboxx wrote:
Goofonroof wrote:If you really want a laugh. Read the minutes for Aug. 12 at Sonoma County Fair and Aug. 19th at Humboldt County Fair. They were written by a real GOOF!



There are only Aug 19 and Aug 26 minutes from the Humboldt County Fair...

was it neccessary to mention that Gus was ten?


Gus is a very good boy. He likes donuts. We have that in common.
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Re: Stewards' Minutes

Postby Mitch21 » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:24 pm

Seriously, this stuff is pure comedy. Reminds when I used to get called into the Nuns office at my Catholic School to get reprimanded for goofing off. Amazing these people actually get paid.
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Re: Stewards' Minutes

Postby Mitch21 » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:26 pm

I heard a groom let his dog take a dump on the grass near the racing office. Did they call him in to slap his wrist and fine him $50?
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Re: Stewards' Minutes

Postby Hollywoodmike » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm

Mitch21 wrote:I heard a groom let his dog take a dump on the grass near the racing office. Did they call him in to slap his wrist and fine him $50?

Probably forgot to buy those little baggies they have on sale at the 99 cent store.
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