2 questions for youz. #1, why does russell martin's jersey reflect 'j.martin' on the back and #2, what the hell is junior seau doing along the left field line shagging foul bolas as the bat boy? how do i get that gig as well? i'll even do it for free for crissakes.
glenn burke jr.
The "J" is a tribute to Russell's mom whose name is Jean Francais or something Italian like that.
Junior, as you know, is very gay, and the Dodgers are making a conscientous effort to be politically correct, switching between sexy ball girls and gay ball guys so everyone is happy.
I believe this started because of what occurred a few years ago when two porn wannabe lesbos were making out in the expensive seats in front of a lot of families. The Dodgers tossed them out of the Stadium and a massive hulabaloo ensued.
Anyone remember that? Pretty exciting stuff as I recall.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Avatar: My cuzin Isaac Murphy - a jock I'm tying to emulate in character and winning percentage - almost 47% lifetime.