A young jockey and his girlfriend make the decision to get married. Everything is planned and the couple intend to honeymoon for a week. The marriage goes without a hitch and the couple set off on their honeymoon. While checking in the lady behind the desk asks 'We have two suites available for you, would you like the bridal?' 'No thanks the jock said I'll just hold her ears till she gets the hang of it!'
oldie but a goodie