How to figuratively Starve to Death

[Vince P]

Just went to doctor and this nurse broad told me I can't eat nuffin from Monday night to Wednesday afternoon next month in order to have this lobotomy thing done.

So I go, "Do Three Musketeers count as food?"

She goes, "Of course NOT!"

I go, "It says I can have jello but no red jello - and all I eat is strawberry jello. What the love is up with that?"

She goes, "Nope, you have to eat plain jello and/or soup broth."

I go "What the love is plain jello that makes no sense and is Minestrone soup considered broth?"

She goes, "Axe your wife."

The problem is, Vince eating no food for a day and a half is the worse kinda Chinese torture I can think of.

Has anyone ever heard of something so utterly ridiculous as not eating for TWO days?

What's this loving world coming to?

Vince P

[LuckyDuck]

Did she tell you about the gallon of vanilla milkshake you have to drink the afternoon before your lobottomy.



I honestly thought this thread was going to be about betting on the Rams

[Vince P]

Did she tell you about the gallon of vanilla milkshake you have to drink the afternoon before your lobottomy.



I honestly thought this thread was going to be about betting on the Rams

She gave me a prescription for that paint tasting love and even had a sample on her desk for me to taste. I put a centimeter of it on my tongue and almost barfed up the hot dog I ate earlier in the day.

I then axed her if perhaps an In 'N Out milkshake might work the same.

Vince P

[Lurker]

I remember that time you got down to 112 for the stakes race and you thought that was impossible and now you have a trophy on your fireplace for the great effort that time. I wonder what the award will be this time assuming you'll be successful?

[Kermit]

I remember that time you got down to 112 for the stakes race and you thought that was impossible and now you have a trophy on your fireplace for the great effort that time. I wonder what the award will be this time assuming you'll be successful?

Better than when you showed up at 127 and wore Swain out so badly he went all the way over to the outside rail and raced the outriders to the line! (Btw, thanks for at least staying in the tri).

[Beckron]

Wow that gives new meaning to having your head up your @$$