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What's this World Coming To?

Postby Vince P » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:35 am

So the broads at work were chatting when I walked by and they axed me what I ate for breakfast.

I go,

"I had a couple of bowls of CAP'N CRUNCH cereal."

They looked at me like I was a sicko from another planet and started telling me how bad it is for me and that I should eat fibers and organic love and oat meal and all this bulllove.

I go "Cap'N Crunch is great cereal, you guys should try it, you'll like it."

But everyone said "Oooooh, No way" and all this nonsense.

Seriously, is it me or has everyone gone whackers; what’s wrong with good old fashioned cereal like they show in TV commercials like Cap’N crunch and Tony’s Frosted Flakes?

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Re: What's this World Coming To?

Postby Joel » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:39 am

Vince P wrote:So the broads at work were chatting when I walked by and they axed me what I ate for breakfast.

I go,

"I had a couple of bowls of CAP'N CRUNCH cereal."

They looked at me like I was a sicko from another planet and started telling me how bad it is for me and that I should eat fibers and organic love and oat meal and all this bulllove.

I go "Cap'N Crunch is great cereal, you guys should try it, you'll like it."

But everyone said "Oooooh, No way" and all this nonsense.

Seriously, is it me or has everyone gone whackers; what’s wrong with good old fashioned cereal like they show in TV commercials like Cap’N crunch and Tony’s Frosted Flakes?

Vince P


Cap'n Crunch rips up the roof of your mouth..BAD NEWS.

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Re: What's this World Coming To?

Postby Sluggo4171 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:03 am

Vince I suggest you do this tomorrow upon arrival at the work, or in your case, the barn. Tell em you have seen the error of your ways. You ate some plain yogurt and a bran muffin for breakie. Then when they all say REALLY? simply repsond hell no, I dont eat broad food. ( I mean broad in the nicest way)
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Re: What's this World Coming To?

Postby MaryS » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:13 am

Sluggo4171 wrote:Vince I suggest you do this tomorrow upon arrival at the work, or in your case, the barn. Tell em you have seen the error of your ways. You ate some plain yogurt and a bran muffin for breakie. Then when they all say REALLY? simply repsond hell no, I dont eat broad food. ( I mean broad in the nicest way)<img src="/images/chat/lol.gif">


Uh, how about "I don't eat grownup food!"?
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Re: What's this World Coming To?

Postby Dgstan » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:13 am

Joel wrote:Cap'n Crunch rips up the roof of your mouth..BAD NEWS.

Yeah, Vince. You gotta be careful because that Cap'n Crunch will tear you up on the way back up too. I know how you jocks are. That's why I stick with Cap'n Morgan.
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Re: What's this World Coming To?

Postby Pooch » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:32 am

I grossed out the broads in my office. The other day they asked me what I had for dinner...I said a roast beef sandwich with peanut butter...then I dipped it into the spagetti and meatballs. Sounds natural to me.
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Re: What's this World Coming To?

Postby Sluggo4171 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:17 pm

MaryS wrote:
Uh, how about "I don't eat grownup food!"? <img src="/images/chat/lol.gif">



Mary. Grown up food if you are 90
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Re: What's this World Coming To?

Postby Syncopate » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:47 pm

Joel wrote:
Cap'n Crunch rips up the roof of your mouth..BAD NEWS.




That's the first thing I think of when someone mentions Cap`n Crunch. But then I never got a prize in a box of Oatmeal.
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Re: What's this World Coming To?

Postby Kermit » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:05 pm

More of the pods are hatching in the Bay area and replacing the humans. Let's all hope Vince survives.
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