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So the broads at work were chatting when I walked by and they axed me what I ate for breakfast.
"I had a couple of bowls of CAP'N CRUNCH cereal."
They looked at me like I was a sicko from another planet and started telling me how bad it is for me and that I should eat fibers and organic love and oat meal and all this bulllove.
I go "Cap'N Crunch is great cereal, you guys should try it, you'll like it."
But everyone said "Oooooh, No way" and all this nonsense.
Seriously, is it me or has everyone gone whackers; what’s wrong with good old fashioned cereal like they show in TV commercials like Cap’N crunch and Tony’s Frosted Flakes?
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Avatar: My cuzin Isaac Murphy - a jock I'm tying to emulate in character and winning percentage - almost 47% lifetime.
Cap'n Crunch rips up the roof of your mouth..BAD NEWS.
Golden Grahams and Cinnanananananamamamon Life FTMFW!
Vince I suggest you do this tomorrow upon arrival at the work, or in your case, the barn. Tell em you have seen the error of your ways. You ate some plain yogurt and a bran muffin for breakie. Then when they all say REALLY? simply repsond hell no, I dont eat broad food. ( I mean broad in the nicest way)
I would be a vegetarian if BACON grew on trees
Uh, how about "I don't eat grownup food!"?
I hate it when I don't forward chain letter and I die the next day!
Yeah, Vince. You gotta be careful because that Cap'n Crunch will tear you up on the way back up too. I know how you jocks are. That's why I stick with Cap'n Morgan.
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That's the first thing I think of when someone mentions Cap`n Crunch. But then I never got a prize in a box of Oatmeal.
If wishes were horses then beggars would ride-
& If dirt were dollars we'd all be in the black
More of the pods are hatching in the Bay area and replacing the humans. Let's all hope Vince survives.
Thank God for the Federal Reserve. You can't have big government or big wars without them.
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