[No longer] Joke(s)

[Kermit]

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'

A friend says, 'OK,what's the capital of Wisconsin?'

The blonde replies,'Oh, that's easy ..it's W.'

[Drpea]

hay, I am not drunk I am from Wisconsin.

[Fpoynt]

I liked the one about the fellow that told his Blonde girlfriend that Christmass was on a friday this year....and she said "i hope its not on the 13th"

[Scorequick]

heard any good 4-star General jokes lately?

[Crazykid]

worst part is he will have his own talk show on tv and make tons of money he would have never made had he not been a scumbag.
just like elliot spitzer, for the life of me i dont see why guys like george bush sr. (cocaine dealer) bill clinton (lied to congress and a drug dealer) and the list goes on and on. why arent they in prison? oh thats right they are the law makers, doesnt mean they have to obea the laws

[Scorequick]

worst part is he will have his own talk show on tv and make tons of money he would have never made had he not been a scumbag.
just like elliot spitzer, for the life of me i dont see why guys like george bush sr. (cocaine dealer) bill clinton (lied to congress and a drug dealer) and the list goes on and on. why arent they in prison? oh thats right they are the law makers, doesnt mean they have to obea the laws

im thinking this whole deal will one day be an HBO movie.

i nominate todd bloker to play the shirtless fbi agent.

[The Bart]

heard any good 4-star General jokes lately?

Actually yes, only this joke goes back at least 43 years and probably is older than that.


A four star General is getting ready to visit a post in another state. The day before he is scheduled to leave he decides to call the motor pool at the post he is going to visit to make sure that they have his car for him when he arrives.

He makes his call and the soldier on duty picks up the phone and says "motor pool, can I help you."
The General says "Yes, I am calling to find out about a car for tomorrow...." to which the soldier abruptly replies, "we don't have any cars for tomorrow on account of some little fat azz 4 star- General has the last car we have reserved for tomorrow!"
The General now greatly annoyed shouts, "SON DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO??" The soldier replies "no?"
Well screams the General "THIS IS THAT LITTLE FAT AZZ GENERAL THAT YOU SAID HAS THE LAST CAR RESERVED FOR TOMORROW." To which the soldier then replies, "General, do you know who you are talking to?" The General shouts "NO!!" The soldier then says, "Good, good-bye fat azz!!"

[MaryS]

heard any good 4-star General jokes lately?

Good? Not so sure.

On point?

A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet.

"Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it-you'll catch on again fast."

Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said, "OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village for you."

http://usmilitary.about.com/library/mil ... lvalet.htm

[The Bart]

About the current "General" events, I heard this little pun on the tv yesterday:

"It's no longer a love triangle but instead a love pentagon."

[Kermit]

About the current "General" events, I heard this little pun on the tv yesterday:

"It's no longer a love triangle but instead a love pentagon."

Include the Florida connection and you have four... wonder who the fifth one is? What would he/she do?