Vince's Worst Nightmare

[Vince P]

Yesterday afternoon my daughter took me to one of those loving Pupkin Patch Maizes in BetNags' favorite city, Livermore.

Seriously, I can't figure out directions to the grocery store 1/2 mile from my house, let alone a nightmare motherlessloving Corn Maize.

You ever go try one? They have figuratively 17 thousand different ways to turn facing all these corn thingys.

Anyways, since it was with my daughter, I had tons of fun. There were like 10 stops and at each stop there was a quiz. If you answered correctly, it told you which way to turn, left or right. And all of the quizzes had a sports question, so I helped out in that part.....although I got one wrong and we got even more lost.

I was thinking...what if I did this 10 years ago when I was still in high school and all stoned? I'd go loving nuts in one of these joints. Probably still be there.

Anyone ever do one?

Vince P

[MaryS]

What if you'd done it without your daughter? Do they do Amber Alerts for missing "adults"?

[Crazykid]

What if you'd done it without your daughter? Do they do Amber Alerts for missing "adults"?

thats called an alzhiemer alert

[Theiman]

I thought it might be Vin Scully being the Emcee at the SF Giants Victory Parade