Yesterday afternoon my daughter took me to one of those loving Pupkin Patch Maizes in BetNags' favorite city, Livermore.
Seriously, I can't figure out directions to the grocery store 1/2 mile from my house, let alone a nightmare motherlessloving Corn Maize.
You ever go try one? They have figuratively 17 thousand different ways to turn facing all these corn thingys.
Anyways, since it was with my daughter, I had tons of fun. There were like 10 stops and at each stop there was a quiz. If you answered correctly, it told you which way to turn, left or right. And all of the quizzes had a sports question, so I helped out in that part.....although I got one wrong and we got even more lost.
I was thinking...what if I did this 10 years ago when I was still in high school and all stoned? I'd go loving nuts in one of these joints. Probably still be there.
Anyone ever do one?