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So my sister texted (is that how you say it?) me her $100 per square football sheet and told me to root for her numbers.
There's like 17 million variations of numbers and sequences on it. I.e.;
If the Rams final digit is 7 in reverse proportion to their first score and if it's in an even numbered quarter and the Patriots have an odd number score and don't have 0 or 7, then you win.
If the Rams final score ends in reverse from your original number and you don't have any numbers corresponding to the Patriots 3rd quarter score and it's not a duplicate of your first quarter score, unless that is an even number, then you also win.
I couldn't figure this love out in a million years.
Whatever happened to "Vince, you have 1 and 7. You win if the final score ends in a 1 or a 7? Simple love like that.
Now it's like a loveing calculus test to figure out these stupid squares.
Has the world gone mad or am I quart or two below?
I give up.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Avatar: My cuzin Isaac Murphy - a jock I'm tying to emulate in character and winning percentage - almost 47% lifetime.
I got a SQUARE pool story to tell you..... Back in `96, me and sitting bull went halvies on a $500 box run by the boys at King Umberto's pizzeria...Anyways, i remember sitting their in front of the RCA and saying ....JHC, only :0:05 to go in 1/2 and Cowyboys are going for a 39 yard FG.... Im looking at prize pool and its $15K to us if he hits it cause we get 2nd quarter and half score...So of course the other team calls time out, which gives me time to call sitting bull and tell him if this phucktard makes the FG , we split 15 Large... anyways, this hump shanks it worse than John Daley and needless to say i ended up needed a new TV.....
My 1 and 6 was a winner for the second quarter. The first time I've ever made a cent in the pool
My other numbers -- 7 and 5 -- not too promising.
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading."
-- Thomas Jefferson
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