OK, it's been over a week, and three baths later, but my dog Max still smells like a skunk. Damn.
My car is faring a little better, after I kept three open coffee cans in it over the weekend. I guess the coffee absorbs the smell? Interesting. I no longer need a cup or two in the morning, I get high off the combination of skunk/coffee as I drive from HB to El Segundo. Wow.
The wife is less than thrilled with me these days. After losing Ollie the day after the Kentucky Derby, I swore off any new pets for the next 80 years or so. Six weeks later, scrawny Red Heeler Max is staring at me through a Facebook friend, and the next thing you know, we have adopted this guy.
He pees in the garage with absolute disdain, and he tries to nip the kids once in awhile. What can I say, the wife is not a fan. But at least Max has become a lightning rod for controversy in our family, so that takes the heat off me for the time being. I should write a book, "How to disappoint your wife consistently"....it would probably be a best seller.
I now have Max trained to run alongside of me while I ride my bike through the streets of HB. But PB, the 2 1/2 year old Red Heeler, barks and bites me while I ride....it's no picnic. If you can imagine the spectacle of an obese 300 lb (+) man riding a bike while trying to maintain a straight course with two dogs barking/biting/pulling in opposite directions)....well, it's a sight to see.
Anyone else have any lingering disagreements about pets in their home? Just curious.
and buy some big cans of Tomato juice and give him a bath in it, that's all, just tomato juice.