Jokes

[Kermit]

What's really in Viagra

I knew it!! I just knew it! I knew they would eventually release
the ingredients in Viagra!

3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat

[Dgstan]

What happened to the Nancy Pelosi joke? I thought it was funny and wanted to pass it along to me buddies.

Of course it would have been funnier had it been Sarah Palin...

[MaryS]

What happened to the Nancy Pelosi joke? I thought it was funny and wanted to pass it along to me buddies.

Of course it would have been funnier had it been Sarah Palin...

Violated the no politics rule -- would have pulled it down if it had been Sarah.

Here's the original non-political version. Feel free to insert your politician of choice when you pass it along.

A man is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog.

After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the man. However, whenever he approaches the sheep, the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner. The man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island, giving it some food as a distraction. He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog growling at him. The man ties the dog to a tree with a large leash. He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its neck. By now, the man is getting depressed-and frustrated.

As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf. She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there's anything she can do for him. The man thinks for a moment and then responds, "Could you take the dog for a walk?

[Dgstan]

Thanks Mary. Interesting to hear that the political reference was in violation, yet the bestiality was OK.

[MaryS]

Thanks Mary. Interesting to hear that the political reference was in violation, yet the bestiality was OK.

Attempted bestiality.

[LuckyDuck]

I think the poster should get days, or at least the thin ice warning.

[Kermit]

Thanks Mary. Interesting to hear that the political reference was in violation, yet the bestiality was OK.

Just like movie ratings - if they show kissing a breast, it's R, if you cut it off with a chain saw, it's PG.