Bird Dyslexia

[Vince P]

Every time I pick up my Bible and read an article on Mind That Bird or Summer Bird, I get all dazed and confused and get the shakes.

Which one is which? I keep getting them all mixed up.

It's funny, I'll start reading that Mind that Bird worked out for the WV Darby and then I say to myself, "Isn't he running in the Haskell?"

Or I'll read about Summer Bird exercising for the Haskell and think he's supposed to run in the WV Darby.

Please tell me I'm not the only one with this problem because I'm kinda sensitive about this stuff.

If I was Bud Selig, I would make one of the owners legally change the name of their horse so the public doesn’t get mislead. Is that a dumb idea?

Vince P

[Marat]

Sorry, but I just don't see how changing "MIne That Bird" to "MInd That Bird" helps matters. . . .

[Tairaterces]

Now I'm really confused . . . . . I thought It's A Bird is in the Haskell . . . .

[Kermit]

How about simply 'Bird and just let it fall wherever?

[Marat]

Somewhere, Charlie Parker is smiling.

Birdbirdistheword.