Real estate company rep, "Reindeer stabling is the most challenging project we've had across all sectors."
Reindeer jockey, "We have to regulate the speed so that our reindeer hit maximum speed but without actually taking off and leaving the ground... The reindeer are not allowed to actually fly."
Trainer, "Well, after the Christmas period where they're going to be going around the world three or four times most of them are going to be pretty tired so I won't be doing a lot of work with them..."
Tongue-in-cheek, of course, but a little levity doesn't hurt.
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