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The Breeders' Cup is the TWO greatest days in sports. Yes, TWO, not one. Like having two broads, two milkshakes, two In 'N Out Burgers, two lines, etc, etc. The more the better.
Now for the tickets.
You could have met me yesterday.
We get in for free using our Pass. They escort us to the Thoroughbred Center where this chick gives each of us a FREE $250.00 seat in section K, row ONE, seats 107/108. One of the best views in the loving house. No one in front to block our view and the finish line just a stones throw away.
Total cost of over $750.17 worth of tickets with FANtastic view: $0.00. Yes, Zippo.
The problem is that I'm down over $17,717 after day 1 as I didn't even come remotely close to hitting a winner. Ran last several times and had at least two of my wagers pull-up and the other one that came in 5th was moved down to 7th.
But I figuratively had a blast and then some.
You better join me in the Turd Club today. Drinks and broads are on me.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Avatar: My cuzin Isaac Murphy - a jock I'm tying to emulate in character and winning percentage - almost 47% lifetime.
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